Month: November 2018

Third Love Officially Put Victoria’s Secret In Their Place

Third Love Officially Put Victoria’s Secret In Their Place

I know I’m a day late and a dollar short. However, HERE’S MY TWO CENTS! Victoria Secret is pretty much a staple in lingerie, almost every girl has been to Victoria’s Secret for her first bra fit and come out with their first bra or […]

Spending the Holidays Alone? Here’s How To Do It Like A Boss

Spending the Holidays Alone? Here’s How To Do It Like A Boss

The holidays are usually a time where you get to spend time with families and long-lost friends. However, that’s not the case for some people. For it to be the ‘Most Wonderful Time of the Year’ it’s the time where seasonal depression hits some people […]

Cancel My Postmates Order, Sir We’re Through

Cancel My Postmates Order, Sir We’re Through

I used to have a guy that I used for delivery dick services. I don’t have to sugar coat with you if you’re familiar with off4thandgraham.com. But we were in relations for a while.

I had no issues with him. We were involved for a little over a year, even though we had no relationship (I couldn’t tell you his last name) we were just having fun. I have to say he had me quite spoiled. Honestly if you had someone who you could just call when you want it and then send him on his way, if you’re not particularly looking for anything serious (which I’m not) it’s nice.

He recently moved to Atlanta and was recently up her for a visit. I wasn’t in the mood but seeing how I’ve been a recluse lately I was like why not. So he came over and we did the do and I was not satisfied. I mean he was trying he really was but I wasn’t buying it.

After we (well he was) done I rolled over and got back on my phone and continued watching the Simpsons. I was disappointed that I subjected myself to that.

I won’t do the typical slam but I was usually drunk when I did it ( I was in a really dark place )but I was pretty sober when he came over. My hair was wet I just finished exfoliating and a mask and just started drinking and thought what the hell.

So after this revelation of me deserving better and not even in that cave anymore. I simply blocked his number, no need to have a long with a dick appointment honey.

Why Be Me When I Can Be Someone Else?

Why Be Me When I Can Be Someone Else?

Sophia recently started dating Marcus about 3 weeks ago, they’ve already had some problems. Marcus is a phone freak meaning if you don’t respond in 5-10 minutes it’s an issue. This typically leads to a fight to the point where they won’t talk for days. Mellow […]

Are We Set on Settling?

Are We Set on Settling?

I love hearing old stories of how people fall in love and got together. The happy ones, where men used to court women. Sending flowers, talking on the phone all night, the 3 dates before a kiss. The love you see in old Audrey Hepburn […]

A Guide To Online Dating:  Lesson One Learn The Dating Profile

A Guide To Online Dating: Lesson One Learn The Dating Profile

Getting into the dating world is something no woman really wants to get back into dating. However, it’s a necessary evil if you’re looking for a relationship in this day.

I’ve been online dating for a while now while I met some good ones and even have had a few bad ones. I’m here to tell you the 6 kinds of guys you’ll run in to online.

The Paste Master

The message they send is a long paragraph laying out EVERYTHING. It makes you wonder how many times he’s sent this message out.

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The Good Time Boy

Only online for one thing. Not interested in even a friendship or much of a conversation, just in town for a night. As soon as you mention a relationship they’re out.

The Overachiever

So he slides in your dms talking about how you’re his queen he wants to marry you and all this jazz. Mind you this is all in the 1st message.

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Oldies Goldies

These are the old guys who still dress like soulja boy in 2003. That’s pretty much it.

Morning Wood

This is the guy who texts you good morning beautiful every morning yet he disappears for the rest of the day.